Posted 1 week ago

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  1. White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  2. My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  3. White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  4. My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  5. White Co-Worker: Just English
  6. My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  7. White Co-Worker: Moo?
  8. My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  9. White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
Posted 1 week ago
  1. me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  2. school system: worry not
  3. school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Posted 1 week ago

seiikas:

It's because she's Erza.
Posted 1 week ago
  1. teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  2. me: the bourgeois
  3. teacher: what
  4. me: what
  5. karl marx: nice
Posted 1 week ago

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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(Source: wiiiinchester)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. Me: *calls u a nerd*
  2. Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

And who is this?

(Source: peetahales)

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Posted 1 week ago

Roland Hood ft. his love of ice cream

(Source: peetahales)